Blockbuster Trade!

Ok its not a blockbuster, but it is a trade. This is a first in two seasons. Here's how the deal went down.

John Moosey: Hey Paul
Paul Donna: Yo Playa
JM: Wanna Trade?
PD: Cubs Ruuuuuuuuullle!
JM: I got Hand
PD: I've got two
JM: Bill Hand, pitcher
PD: U got Rollengardner, Henry?
JM: Isn't he like 12
PD: He's a Cub, they Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllle!
JM: Fergie Jenkins for Hand
PD: You r a playa - nope
JM: Bobby Howry
PD: Nope you dope
JM: Name your price
PD: Claude P, what say u?
JM: Deal

Hey its a $2 million dollar guy for a one million dollar guy, what were you expecting four prospects for a $150 million pither?