Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Roger Clemens Is Welcomed Back to the Municipal League


Rockville Rubble Owner Johnny Knauss, announced his keeper selections today. Johnny Rubble was on the door step to making the 2008 championship series, only to fall short. Clearly he is holding on to his three key pieces.

Back is Right Fielder Paul Waner, pitcher Christy Matthewson and pitcher Roger Clemens. According to an unnamed source from the Clemens camp, "Roger is ecstatic to be back. He has been beat up pretty good in the media this year with the MacCready and chemical rumors. Now he can focus on besting his 17-9 2008 season". Speculation as to the likelihood of Barry Bonds returning in '09 is running rampant on the Internet.

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