The Minneapolis Millers picked up pitcher Chris Carpenter, 2b/ss Eddie Stankey, CF Brett Butler.
According to the Millers team president, "I have had a high pitched ringing in my ears for the past week. The doctor diagnostic study has found that I have Shawnshrillitis. He advised that I immediately take all possible precautions to reduce these symptoms."
2 comments:
Shaunshrillitus for only a week??? I contract it every fantasy season. It doesn't go away until his team chokes (which is actually quite often).
Its actually "Sean"shrillitus and it is often accompanied by dillusions of grandeur. Nothin a little Ridalin cant help. Is somebody gonna kicksome Small Ballbutt or is if gonna be just another playoff appearance and possible championship again. Good night.
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