Saturday, November 7, 2009

The New Yankee Stadium is Home to...

The Lindstrom Sluggers. The Sluggers have moved out of the National League and Metropolitan Stadium to the American League West.

According to Owner Gregg Carlson, "we know that our offense has to step up to compete in this division. Having our hitters constantly interfered with by the SpongeBob SquarePants Rock Bottom Plunge Roller Coaster hurt our team's morale and run production. We are excited to be moving into a great new stadium that will allow us to throw up the points." Also according to the Lindstrom front office, Ted Williams has thawed on his view of never playing in anything New York. He has renewed hope that he finally can be a champion.

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